That's Why They Call it the 46 Zone.

If you google "speedy willie," the first site that comes up is this one right here. I'm no statistician, but I would say that works out to about an 18 month wait until Gault gets bored and googles his old nickname to find an entire way of life dedicated to his work ethic, athletic ability, and dancing skills.  That is why I've put my e-mail address in the upper right corner.  If I'm right, I would guess he'll be at the home opener for the 2010 season.  Nice. 

Had an idea.  I want to install a couple of indoor/outdoor speakers somewhere on the back of the bus for music and what-have-you (that's not the idea).  We need to get a receiver that allows a microphone input.  (here it comes:) How terrible of an idea is it for us to have the ability to make announcements at 110 decibels?  The worst!  Which is why we're doing it. 

I think my favorite verse is Gary Fencik's:

Any thoughts on the possible trade of Devin Hester?

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Comments

[Kevin Aguilar]

Your right, i googled speedy willie, and BAM!! And Here i am back again. Well your obviously on drugs if you ever think the bears would trade devin hester. outrageous! And he is in camp as of this morning. He will be paid, oh yes he will be paid his due.

[Dominic]

Guy.

I get text messages from the NFL to alert me to exactly this type of news, and I didn't get anything. I have not been listening to sports radio all day, though, so maybe it was missed.

Thanks for the soundtrack suggestions. I'll make the additions, but you have to realize that the dance party portion of the tailgate is a very special characteristic to the Speedy Willie experience. It's on the banner so we will not forget the teachings of Gault: "Practice all day, dance all night."