Speedy Willie Power Rankings 7/21/10

Welcome to the Speedy Willie Power Rankings, a numerical listing of literally a dozen concerns, concepts and contrivances relating to Speedy Willie, the Chicago Bears, or those of us that relate to Speedy Willie or the Chicago Bears.  (Numbers in parenthesis refer to last weeks ratings.) 

1.  Summer (NR) - It's been beautiful lately!

2.  Arnold Palmer beverage by Arizona Company (NR) - Scientifically proven to lower your 18 hole scoring average by 7 strokes in 2 weeks.  

3.  Shazam (NR) - Great way to pick songs for the upcoming season's playlists.

4.  ChicagoBreakingSports.com (NR) - The best place to go for news updates. 

5.  Babies (NR) - Now that everyone you know has babies, how many will be attending Speedy Willie tailgates? 

6.  New Tailgating Guidelines (NR) - Chances are they'll announce some kind of new ridiculousness that we're going to have to deal with for the upcoming season.

7.  Television Plugs (NR) - If I were on TV, I would have definitely mentioned SpeedyWillie.org. 

8.  Preseason Football Rankings (NR) - Bears mostly predicted 3rd or 4th in the NFC North. 

9.  Updating SpeedyWillie.org (NR) - Lets see if there's something to say, huh?

10.  Autumn (NR) - It's been kind of hot lately. 

11.  John Daly Beverage (NR) - Immediate stomach ache.

12.  Speedy Wilile sitting in a 2 food deep puddle all summer (NR) - Lets face it, the difference between this summer and last is that the bus is parked precisely 20 feet to the north of where it was before.  Chances of Speedy Willie starting in 2 weeks:  1%.

Comments

[Mr. W]

I am excited for a strong third place Bears finish!