First, we're going to need some seed money. Once we have enough money for seeds, we'll plant them and grow a crop. The first harvest probably won't be enough to start a scholarship fund, but after a couple of years of tending to the land, we'll surely have enough money to fund our endevour.
Rules
1. Students must fall in the 90th - 80th percentile of their graduating class.
2. Students must intend to work at a bar on campus to introduce us to the waitresses, and get us cheap drinks when we visit.
3. For male students: must have a conservative haircut. No faux-hawks. Female students are encouraged to wear their hair at least shoulder length.
4. Students should intend to major in a practical area of study. No English majors and such.
5. Students should be at least 6'1" for men or 5'9" for woment.
6. Students should have participated in a varsity high school sport, bench-riders preferred.
7. No weird piercings.
8. Students should provide a 2,000 word essay that summarizes their applicable attributes.
This is all we've come up with so far.
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